Teacher: Why pigs are in pink?
Student A: Because pigs are wearing a big pink coat.
Student B: "pi,gs" , "pi,nk". There are PI letters in each word of "pigs" and "pink"!
Student C: What is pink? Is that a kind of pig too? So, it is two pigs?
Teacher: Two pigs? You mean, pigs are in pigs? It means two pigs are together?
Student C: Maybe. You said so...
Teacher: (*faint*)... Terrible student...
--By: Rean Hie Chian (The Angelic)
~Blind Bat~
"Booh! Hey James.. I am so afraid of bats! They can see me and kill me!"
said Bennie frightenly after listening to the story of "The Bat with Eyes".
"Can you be serious? A bat can see you?"
replied James.
"Yah! Sure the bat can see me! And kill me!!!"
"Bennie, I am too tired for explaining about Bats..."
"Please save me.... I am gonna been killed..."
"Bats are blind!"
"What??"
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